LIKE HIS MOTHER ( JOKE from SL DIGEST)

MY NEW HUSBAND DIDN'T LIKE

              THE CASSEROLE ,

AND HE DIDN'T LIKE MY CAKE.

MY BISCUITS WERE TOO HARD,

NOT LIKE HIS MOTHER USED TO MAKE.

I DIDN'T PERK THE COFFEE RIGHT.

HE DIDN'T LIKE THE STEW.

I DIDN'T MEND HIS SOCKS

LIKE HIS MOTHER USED TO DO.

I PONDERED FOR AN ANSWER,

I WAS LOOKING FOR A CLUE.

THEN I TURNED AROUND AND

               SMACKED HIM

LIKE HIS MOTHER USED TO DO.