CHANGE THE BABY (From: SLDigest)

          A WIFE SUGGESTED HER HUSBAND TRY
          HIS HAND AT CHANGING DIAPERS.  "I'LL
          DO THE NEXT ONE,"  HE SAID.  LATER,
          WHEN THEIR BABY NEEDED ANOTHER
          CHANGE,  SHE ASKED FOR HIS HELP.  "I
          DIDN'T MEAN THE NEXT DIAPER,"  HE 
          REPLIED.  "I MEANT THE NEXT BABY."