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          85 YEAR OLD MAN WAS FISHING
          WHEN HE HEARD A VOICE.  HE LOOKED
          AND THERE WAS A FROG LOOKING AT HIM.
          THE FROG SAID, "PICK ME UP, KISS ME AND
          I'LL TURN INTO A BEAUTIFUL BRIDE.  THE OLD
          MAN PICKED HIM UP AND PUT HIM IN HIS
          POCKET.  "AREN'T YOU GOING TO KISS ME?"
          ASKED THE FROG.  THE OLD MAN ANSWERED,
          "NO, THANKS.  AT MY AGE I'D RATHER HAVE
          A TALKING FROG."