AN OLDER COUPLE WERE LYING IN BED ONE NIGHT.
THE HUSBAND WAS FALLING ASLEEP, BUT THE WIFE
WAS FEELING FRISKY AND WANTED TO TALK. SHE
SAID, "YOU USED TO HOLD MY HAND WHEN WE WERE
COURTING." WEARILY, HE REACHED ACROSS, HELD
HER HAND FOR A SECOND AND TRIED TO GET BACK
TO SLEEP. A FEW MOMENTS LATER SHE SAID, "THEN
YOU USED TO KISS ME." MILDLY IRRITATED, HE
REACHED ACROSS, GAVE HER A PECK ON THE CHEEK
AND SETTLED DOWN TO SLEEP. THIRTY SECONDS
LATER SHE SAID, "THEN YOU USED TO BITE MY NECK."
ANGRILY, HE THREW BACK THE BED COVERS AND GOT
OUT OF BED. 'WHERE ARE YOU GOING?" SHE ASKED.
"TO GET MY TEETH!"
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