AS YOU ARRIVE TO YOUR WORKPLACE

PRAY TO GOD AND ASK HIS GUIDANCE!!
GREET YOUR COLLEAGUES......
     THAT IS CALLED FRIENDSHIP!!
GIVE TO EVERYBODY THE BEST OF YOURSELF...
     THAT IS CALLED SINCERITY!!
PROGRAM AND ORGANIZE YOUR DAY...
     THAT IS CALLED REFLECTION!!
NOW THAT YOU HAVE PLANNED EVERYTHING
BEGIN TO WORK...
     THAT IS CALLED TAKING ACTION!!
TRUST THAT EVERYTHING WILL BE O.K.....
     THAT IS CALLED FAITH!!
WORK WITH HAPPINESS...
     THAT IS CALLED ENTHUSIASM!!
GIVE THE BEST OF YOURSELF...
     THAT IS CALLED EXCELLENCE!!
HELP THOSE WITH MORE DIFFICULTIES THAN YOU...
     THAT IS CALLED COMPASSION!
UNDERSTAND THAT NOT EVERYBODY IS AT YOUR LEVEL...
      THAT IS CALLED TOLERANCE!!
RECEIVE PRAISE WITH RETICENCE...
     THAT IS CALLED HUMILITY!!

               GOD IS WITH YOU...
          THAT IS CALLED  LOVE!!

TOO GOOD NOT TO PASS ALONG

MARTHA'S WAY
IF YOU ACCIDENTALLY OVER SALT A DISH WHILE IT'S STILL
COOKING, DROP IN A PEELED POTATO AND IT WILL ABSORB
THE EXCESS SALT FOR AN INSTANT "FIX-ME-UP"
MAXINE'S WAY
IF YOU OVER SALT A DISH WHILE YOU ARE COOKING, THAT'S
TOO BAD.  PLEASE RECITE WITH ME THE REAL WOMAN MOTTO:
"I MADE IT AND YOU WILL EAT IT AND I DON'T CARE HOW BAD IT TASTES."

MARTHA'S WAY
WRAP CELERY IN ALUMINUM FOIL WHEN PUTTING IN THE
REFRIGERATOR AND IT WILL KEEP FOR WEEKS.
MAXINE'S WAY
CELERY? NEVER HEARD OF IT.

MARTHA'S WAY
BRUSH SOME BEATEN EGG WHITE OVER PIE CRUST BEFORE
BAKING TO YIELD A BEAUTIFUL GLOSSY FINISH.
MAXINE'S WAY
THE MRS. SMITH FROZEN PIE DIRECTIONS DO NOT INCLUDE
BRUSHING EGG WHITES OVER THE CRUST SO I DON'T.

MARTHA'S WAY
CURE FOR HEADACHES:  TAKE A LIME, CUT IT IN HALF AND
RUB IT ON YOUR FOREHEAD.  THE THROBBING WILL GO AWAY.
MAXINE'S WAY
TAKE A LIME, MIX IT WITH TEQUILA, CHILL AND DRINK.

MARTHA'S WAY
IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM OPENING JARS, TRY USING LATEX
DISHWASHING GLOVES.  THEY GIVE A NON-SLIP GRIP THAT
MAKES OPENING JARS EASY.
MAXINE'S WAY
GO ASK THAT VERY CUTE NEIGHBOR IF HE CAN OPEN IT FOR YOU.

MARTHA'S WAY
STUFF A MINIATURE MARSHMALLOW IN THE BOTTOM OF A
SUGAR CONE TO PREVENT ICE CREAM DRIPS
MAXINE'S WAY
JUST SUCK THE ICE CREAM OUT OF THE BOTTOM OF THE CONE,
FOR PETE'S SAKE!  YOU ARE PROBABLY LYING ON THE COUCH
WITH YOUR FEET UP EATING IT, ANYWAY!

MARTHA'S WAY
TO KEEP POTATOES FROM BUDDING, PLACE AN APPLE IN THE
BAG WITH THE POTATOES.
MAXINE'S WAY
BUY HUNGRY JACK MASHED POTATO MIX AND KEEP IT IN THE
PANTRY FOR UP TO A YEAR.

MARTHA'S WAY
WHEN A CAKE RECIPE CALLS FOR FLOURING THE  BAKING PAN,
USE A BIT OF THE DRY CAKE MIX  INSTEAD AND THERE WON'T
BE ANY WHITE MESS ON THE OUTSIDE OF THE CAKE. 
MAXINE'S WAY
GO TO THE BAKERY.  THEY'LL EVEN DECORATE IT FOR YOU.