OUT FOR A RIDE from SL Digest

TWO ELDERLY WOMEN WERE OUT DRIVING
IN A LARGE CAR. THEY BOTH COULD BARELY
SEE OVER THE DASHBOARD.  AS THEY WERE
CRUISING ALONG THEY CAME TO AN INTER-
SECTION. THE STOPLIGHT WAS RED BUT THEY
JUST WENT ON THROUGH. THE WOMAN IN THE
PASSENGER SEAT THOUGHT TO HERSELF " I MUST
BE LOSING IT! I COULD HAVE SWORN WE JUST WENT
THROUGH A RED LIGHT "  AFTER A FEW MORE MINUTES
THEY CAME TO ANOTHER INTERSECTION AND THE
LIGHT WAS AGAIN RED AND AGAIN THEY WENT
RIGHT THROUGH. THIS TIME THE WOMAN IN THE
PASSENGER SEAT WAS ALMOST SURE THAT THE
LIGHT HAD BEEN RED,BUT WAS REALLY CONCERNED
THAT SHE WAS LOSING IT.  SHE WAS GETTING NERVOUS
AND DECIDED TO PAY VERY CLOSE ATTENTION TO
THE ROAD AND THE NEXT INTERSECTION TO SEE WHAT
WAS GOING ON.  AT THE NEXT INTERSECTION , SURE
ENOUGH, THE LIGHT WAS DEFINITELY RED AND
THEY WENT RIGHT THROUGH.  SHE EXCLAIMED TO THE
OTHER WOMAN, " MILDRED! DID YOU KNOW WE JUST
RAN THROUGH THREE RED LIGHTS IN A ROW ?  YOU
COULD HAVE KILLED US!"  MILDRED TURNED TO
HER AND SAID,  "OH, AM I DRIVING?"