Monday, November 23, 2015

GRANNY GOES SHOPPING (from SLDIGEST )

LITTLE OLD GRANNY WENT TO THE GROCERY STORE AND PUT THE MOST
EXPENSIVE CAT FOOD IN HER BASKET. SHE THEN WENT TO THE CHECKOUT
COUNTER WHERE SHE TOLD THE CASHIER, "NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR MY
LITTLE KITTEN."  THE CASHIER SAID, "I'M SORRY, BUT WE CANNOT SELL YOU
CAT FOOD WITHOUT PROOF THAT YOU HAVE A CAT.  A LOT OF OLD PEOPLE
BUY CAT FOOD TO EAT AND THE MANAGEMENT WANTS PROOF THAT YOU
ARE BUYING THE CAT FOOD FOR YOUR CAT."   SO GRANNY WENT HOME,
PICKED UP HER CAT AND BROUGHT IT BACK TO THE STORE.  THEY SOLD HER
THE CAT FOOD.   THE NEXT DAY, GRANNY WENT TO THE STORE AND BOUGHT
12 OF THE MOST EXPENSIVE DOG COOKIES-- ONE FOR EACH DAY OF  CHRISTMAS.
THE CASHIER THIS TIME DEMANDED PROOF THAT SHE HAD A DOG, CLAIMING
THAT OLD PEOPLE SOMETIMES EAT DOG FOOD.  FRUSTRATED, GRANNY WENT
HOME, CAME BACK AND BROUGHT IN HER DOG.  SHE WAS THEN ALLOWED TO
PURCHASE THE DOG COOKIES.  THE NEXT DAY GRANNY BROUGHT IN A BOX
WITH A HOLE IN THE LID.  GRANNY ASKED THE CASHIER TO STICK  HER FINGER
IN THE HOLE.  THE CASHIER SAID, "NO, YOU MIGHT HAVE A SNAKE IN THERE."
GRANNY ASSURED HER  THAT THERE WAS NOTHING IN THE BOX THAT WOULD
BITE HER. SO THE CASHIER PUT HER FINGER INTO THE BOX AND PULLED IT OUT.
WRINKLING  HER NOSE, SHE SAID, "THAT SMELLS LIKE SOMETHING FROM THE
TOILET."   GRANNY GRINNED FROM EAR TO EAR.  NOW, MY DEAR, CAN I PLEASE
BUY THREE ROLLS OF TOILET PAPER?"











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